Men And Women From The Beginning

Adam retunred home late one night in paradise after spending some time with a few of the unicorns.

Eve, feeling lonely and left out cried at him: “I just know you are seeing another woman!”

Adam responded: “Don’t be silly Eve, you are the only woman on earth,” and then laid down on a carpet of sweet grass and went to sleep.

Later that night Adam woke up, feeling a tickle along his chest and saw it was Eve touching him. “What are you doing?” he asked.

“I’m counting your ribs” Eve responded.